how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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