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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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