- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what is 3+3= 8

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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