- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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