MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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