- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What's just not right? Left

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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