Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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the WNBA.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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