- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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