- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

yolo your orange looks orange

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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