- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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