- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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