- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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