- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Antijokes...

A seal walks into a club.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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