- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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