- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Nickelback

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

George W. Bush

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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