How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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