Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Scott

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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blubber vaginass CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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