The Mets win the World Series

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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