- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

The WNBA.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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