What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Lacrosse

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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women's rights

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your fat

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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