There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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69.... is a number

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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