- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Winking at old people

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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