-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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My life

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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