Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What is bad at catch The twin towers

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Like my status for a tbh?

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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