- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Connor is homo

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