Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Abortion.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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