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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

knock knock go away!!!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

time to spruce up!

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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