- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Refridgerator.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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