Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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