- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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