Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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they're dead. idiot.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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