Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Anti Joke

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