- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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