Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Religion

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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America Votes

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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