Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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