A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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