Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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How are you this morning?

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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