A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Justin Bieber

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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