A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Har har hey

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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