- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Ted Haggard.

whats forever alone me

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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