they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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George Bush.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

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