Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Women's rights.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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