Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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