Apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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