Why is your face? Because.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Society.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Hi

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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obamas trench

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banana

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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