Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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