- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

I like poop in my butt

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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