Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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