- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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