Knock Knock Come in

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Anagram.

Your Mom.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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