- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's 9+10=? 19

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Women

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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