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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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